I am sick of doing other people's work. Simple as that. I am tired of having to do Dragon's work while she is gone (well, part of it) and having to train her temp. I no longer want to deal with the cell phones for our corporate office because our incompetent IT department screwed it up so badly that we are paying like $4k more than we should be a month. Losers. To top it off, IT just hired a new full time lemming. WTF. I have plenty on my plate, but I am a self described ass kisser, so any extra I do or mess that I jump into and clean up makes me look good. Damn ethics!
I agreed to play on the company slow pitch softball team for the 2nd part of the season. We have a lot of fun and it gives me a break from dealing with people solely at work, so it seemed like a good agreement. Plus, I get to dust off my cleats and glove and play ball. I used to play fast pitch in college...WAY back in the day, so I can catch (most of the time) and I can hit decently (sometimes) so I don't completely suck, which is nice. I did resolve to go out after with the team and drink more often. That should be interesting. Usually that leads to my volume turning way up and motorboating. Might be fun, if the harassment thing is off of the table! ha Plus, I am a total perv so I love to sexually harass people. I am careful at work most of the time, although I did thank a male member of management for sharing his chocolate covered nuts with me. He turned beet red and said "any time". Funny.
Tomorrow is Friday. Thank God. We'll see who I can harass today. There are a couple of good prospects......
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Perhaps you need to take the online harrassment training that we were all forced to take. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is that I already took that online training and passed with flying colors. I know that its not appropriate, but fun wins in my book sometimes. Just sayin'
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