Funny Friday

The SECOND I got here this morning, the day started with laughter…which is awesome! (Plus, it's a Friday which means breakfast…rock on!) Our company is fantastic enough to employ for the summer the kids of its employees. A couple of such kid is a 16 year old and his 19 year old brother. Nice enough kids, but still lacking in the social skills necessary to be truly cool…although they try! I pulled up like 15 minutes early and the kids pulled up nearly the same time. The 16 year old was driving, (come to find out later that he has had his license for 2 WHOLE days! YIKES!) And big bro was chilling in the passenger seat. For some unknown reason, the duo decides it would be a good idea to back the parent-purchased vehicle into the slot closest to the building. Ok, good in theory; funny consequences if you have only had your license for 2 days. 16 year old kept hitting the curb on the passenger side with the tires, almost jumping the curb a couple of times into the bushes that flank the building and while attempting to look out his window to see where he was on his side, smacked his forehead on the window...HARD! Then, he stopped like 25 feet from the back of the parking spot. OMG…funny as hell! OF COURSE I seized the opportunity to open my door and laugh at the kid (I am such a bitch...heehee) and he was this deep scarlet red. I let him off the hook though when I told him that I cheat as I have sensors on my car to help with backing. Whatever. Poor Milksop. BTW, the older bro tripped on the stairs and dumped his chocolate donut and cup of luke warm coffee…freaking funny kids, man. I am still chuckling. Good Times!

Upon entering my office, Dragon informed me that she was written up yesterday for insubordination and not returning correspondence promptly. She attempted to tell me that she returned this message "48 hours later" when she had "figured it out". Really?!?! If there is a hint of importance, isn't it an unspoken rule that you acknowledge the message at a minimum with something like "I am in receipt of your request. In preliminary research, I have determined that this task will require some time for completion. I will forward this to you as soon as I can, keeping you abreast of progress."? OR, maybe, I don't know what the hell you are asking so clarify, loser. SOMETHING! Jeezzz. I guess you make your bed you lie in it. No doubt drama will ensue.

Happy Friday all. Talk more later!

(From Tsunami, even though it says Kami)