Every office has its share of fashion faux pas; ours is no exception. Actually, on some days, I think our office could be the poster office of bad fashion. And it's not necessarily bad fashion, so much as poorly place fashion.
Take leggings, for example. Great on some people. Like 8 year olds. Ballerinas. Skinny people circa 1985. Meet Orca. Orca is a lady of size. Not gigantica or anything, but a big girl. She insists on wearing leggings. And not just any leggings, shiny, metallic leggings....leggings that are SO tight that they stretch enough to where they are see through. So stretched that I think I can actually hear them crying for help. It looks like small animals are fighting under her pants, begging to get out. ::shudder::
Then there's Spicy Tuna. She has a different fashion sense. Not bad, per se, just different. Perhaps she's trying to be more high fashion than our little town can take...or something like that. With Spicy T, the clothes aren't the problem so much as the size of the clothes. They all look like they fit very well, about 25 lbs ago. And it's not just that they are tight, but that they look so uncomfortable that it makes me uncomfortable. Some days I really wonder how she is able to breathe....poor thing.
Finally, we have Catfish. She wears all things cat-print. Whether it be the leopard print pants (with matching shirt, of course) or the tiger sweater, she is a cougar on the prowl. Except that she's not. Thus the basis of the problem. In the words of Van Wilder, ME-OW!
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Sadly, I swear Orca's pants creak when she walks. Like an overstressed ship's mast.
ReplyDeleteI've seen too much of Spicy Tuna's underwear. 'Nuff said.
As for Catfish? "RAWR!"
Wide butt is not all its cracked up to be. and for Spicy Tuna, GET A BIGGER BRA DAMNIT! I am sick of looking at your boob-muffin top...gross
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